Archives for October 2025

In what can only be described as the internet’s latest demonstration of both unfiltered democracy and collective irony, a petition demanding TIME magazine name Charlie Kirk “Person of the Year” has amassed more than 50 million signatures in just under two weeks. That’s right—50 million people (or possibly bots with a taste for culture war […]

In what organizers are already calling the “greatest halftime disruption since Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction,” Turning Point USA has announced plans to honor its fallen co-founder Charlie Kirk by distributing 10,000 “Freedom” T-shirts during the next Super Bowl. Yes, you read that right. Not 100, not 1,000 — but 10,000 patriotic cotton statements of liberty […]

In what many are already calling the most explosive team-up since peanut butter met jelly—or perhaps more accurately, since nitroglycerin met a Fourth of July barbecue—Candace Owens has officially joined Erika Kirk as co-host of *The Charlie Kirk Show.* The announcement sent political commentators into a frenzy, with Fox News hailing it as “a tag-team […]

In what may be the most explosive decision in professional football history, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has officially disqualified the Minnesota Vikings from the 2025 season, citing their refusal to hold a moment of silence in honor of slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk. The announcement, delivered at a hastily organized press conference in New York, […]

In what experts are calling “the boldest renaming stunt since Trump tried to trademark the Fourth of July,” U.S. lawmakers have overwhelmingly passed a bill to rename New York City’s Times Square after the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Yes, the same Times Square where tourists flock for overpriced Margaritas, street performers dressed as half-naked […]