Breaking: Roseanne Barr Receives $1 Billion Offer from CBS to Create a New Sitcom November 14, 2023 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire, Featured In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, CBS has reportedly extended a jaw-dropping offer of $1 billion to none other than the irreverent and iconic comedian, Roseanne Barr. The lucrative deal is […]
Roger Goodell just banned the Vikings from next season after they refused to honor Charlie Kirk, shocking fans and the league alike. Giang
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Disqualifies Minnesota Vikings for Not Honoring Charlie Kirk: “No Place for You on the Field” September 29, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In what may be the most explosive decision in professional football history, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has officially disqualified the Minnesota Vikings from the 2025 season, citing their refusal to hold […]
Erika Kirk just turned down a $40 million offer for a Pride-themed All-American Halftime Show, saying some stages aren’t worth the spotlight. Giang
Erika Kirk Declines $40 Million Offer To Promote LGBTQ During All-American Halftime Show, ‘Stay Away, Woke’ October 21, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire Erika Kirk has reportedly turned down a $40 million sponsorship offer to promote LGBTQ messaging during this year’s All-American Halftime Show, stunning both the entertainment industry and political commentators across the country. As the […]
Official numbers are in — the much-hyped No Kings Rally drew just 250,000 people, far below the movement’s bold claims. Giang
Official Numbers Are In: Turnout For The Much-Hyped No Kings Rally Was Just 250000 October 22, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire The official numbers are in, and the much-hyped “No Kings Rally” has finally met its royal reckoning: a modest 250,000 people — or, as organizers previously described it, “millions upon millions.” After a week of breathless […]
Kid Rock just crushed Bad Bunny on the charts as Turning Point USA’s All-American Halftime Show sells out nationwide in record time. Giang
Kid Rock Outsells Bad Bunny as Turning Point USA’s All-American Halftime Show Goes Fully Sold Out October 22, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire It’s official: the Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show — headlined by none other than Kid Rock — has completely sold out. Every ticket, every seat, every patch of patriotic turf is gone. According […]