Kid Rock Cancels All Tour Dates In New York City For Next Year, “SORRY NYC, BUT I DON’T SING FOR COMMIES” November 9, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire Kid Rock has officially declared that he will no longer be performing in New York City, blaming what he calls the city’s “new communist regime” under recently elected mayor […]
Elon Musk reportedly pledged $1 billion to Turning Point USA to back the upcoming American Halftime Show featuring Erika Kirk, fueling what promises to be an unprecedented patriotic spectacle. Giang
Elon Musk Announces $1 Billion Donation To Turning Point USA On Charlie Kirk’s Birthday: “His Mission Should Continue” October 14, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a stunning twist that no one on Twitter saw coming—mostly because the algorithm was busy boosting cat memes—Elon Musk has announced a $1 billion donation to Turning Point USA, in honor of the […]
Turning Point USA sold out its Halftime Show in under an hour after announcing Kid Rock as headliner, cementing the “faith, family, and freedom” event as the ultimate patriotic alternative to the NFL spectacle. Giang
Turning Point USA Sells Out All Halftime Show Tickets in Under 1 Hour After Announcing Kid Rock October 12, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a turn of events that has left both Hollywood agents and Miami ticket scalpers weeping into their oat milk, Turning Point USA’s upcoming “All American Halftime Show” sold out every single ticket in […]
Tucker Carlson’s explosive appearance on The Charlie Kirk Show with Erika Kirk broke records, amassing over 100 million views in just 24 hours. Giang
In an unprecedented media moment that managed to unite the entire internet for exactly three hours, Tucker Carlson’s appearance on The Charlie Kirk Show, now hosted by Erika Kirk, has officially shattered every known record in digital broadcasting — racking up 100 million views in just 24 hours. The episode, titled “Faith, Freedom, and the Files They Don’t Want […]
Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock are set to headline the upcoming Super Bowl Halftime Show, stepping in to replace Bad Bunny and promising a star-studded, unforgettable performance. Giang
Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock to Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show Replacing Bad Bunny October 11, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a stunning plot twist that no one saw coming but every Facebook uncle predicted, the NFL announced today that Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock will replace Bad Bunny as the headline performers for the Super Bowl LX Halftime Show. The […]