“Her Toxicity Has Ruined The Show”: Whoopi Goldberg Slapped with 6-Week Unpaid Suspension from ‘The View’. October 24, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a move that shocked precisely no one who has ever watched daytime television with the volume on, ABC has reportedly suspended The View co-host Whoopi Goldberg for six weeks without pay — citing “unrelenting negativity, […]
Reports circulating online claim Michael Jordan has pulled the Air Jordan brand from Nike, citing disagreements over the company’s “woke agenda,” sparking widespread debate and speculation. Giang
Michael Jordan Pulls Air Jordan Brand from Nike Due To Woke Agenda, “I’m Done With Wokeness” October 24, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a move that sent shockwaves through both the sneaker world and every corner of your uncle’s Facebook feed, basketball legend Michael Jordan has reportedly cut all ties with Nike, citing what he called […]
Kid Rock is reportedly set to honor Charlie Kirk with a new song during the All-American Halftime Show, a tribute that’s already generating major buzz online. Giang
Kid Rock to Honor Charlie Kirk with New Song During All American Halftime Show, “For My Brother Charlie” October 24, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire The upcoming All-American Halftime Show, hosted by Turning Point USA, just got its most emotional twist yet: Kid Rock has announced he’ll perform a new song dedicated to the late Charlie Kirk, […]
Alyssa Milano reportedly broke down on X, claiming she’s been blacklisted and saying, “Nobody hires me now,” sparking widespread discussion and concern across social media. Giang
Alyssa Milano Cries on X About Being Blacklisted, “Nobody Hires Me Now” October 25, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire Hollywood’s favorite online activist and self-appointed moral referee, Alyssa Milano, took to Platform X (formerly Twitter) late last night with an emotional post that has already become a meme factory. Between dramatic pauses, hashtags, and maybe a few sniffles, […]
Reports circulating online claim the NFL has canceled Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance after ICE agents allegedly took him into custody — a shocking rumor that has the internet in uproar. Giang
ICE Agents Arrest Puerto Rican Rapper Bad Bunny, “We Will Deport Him First Thing In The Morning” October 9, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a move that will certainly go down in the annals of bureaucratic theater and viral meme-making, a squadron of ICE agents reportedly swooped into a concert venue last night, handcuffed Puerto Rican […]