Muslim Voters in NYC File for ‘Vote Return Policy’ After Learning Mamdani Is WOKE and A Communist, “What Have We Done” November 9, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire It started as a night of celebration. Across Queens and Brooklyn, families were glued to their TVs, watching Zohran Mamdani—the first Muslim ever elected mayor of New York City—deliver […]
Kid Rock reportedly rejected a $10 million offer to perform the Super Bowl national anthem, insisting he’d do it for free to honor his patriotism rather than profit. Giang
Kid Rock Declines $10 Million To Sing National Anthem At The Next Super Bowl: “I’d Do It For Free” October 16, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a world where A-list performers measure patriotism by the size of the paycheck, Kid Rock just turned the music industry upside down by doing the unthinkable — refusing $10 million from the […]
The NFL has canceled Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show due to poor ticket sales, officially replacing him with Kid Rock in what fans are hailing as a triumph for classic American rock. Giang
NFL Cancels Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Performance Due To Low Ticket Sales: “It’s Official, We’re Going For Kid Rock” October 15, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In what experts are already calling “the most shocking musical reversal since Fyre Fest booked Ja Rule,” the NFL announced early Monday that Bad Bunny’s highly anticipated Super Bowl halftime performance has been […]
All of Kid Rock’s New York City concerts for 2026 have been canceled by the artist himself, leaving fans scrambling and speculation swirling about the reasons behind the decision. Giang
Kid Rock Cancels All Tour Dates In New York City For Next Year, “SORRY NYC, BUT I DON’T SING FOR COMMIES” November 9, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire Kid Rock has officially declared that he will no longer be performing in New York City, blaming what he calls the city’s “new communist regime” under recently elected mayor […]
Elon Musk reportedly pledged $1 billion to Turning Point USA to back the upcoming American Halftime Show featuring Erika Kirk, fueling what promises to be an unprecedented patriotic spectacle. Giang
Elon Musk Announces $1 Billion Donation To Turning Point USA On Charlie Kirk’s Birthday: “His Mission Should Continue” October 14, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a stunning twist that no one on Twitter saw coming—mostly because the algorithm was busy boosting cat memes—Elon Musk has announced a $1 billion donation to Turning Point USA, in honor of the […]