Breaking: Mark Wahlberg Withdraws from $165 Million Film with Tom Hanks, “What A Scrawny Woke Creep” February 26, 2024 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a surprising turn of events that has sent ripples through Hollywood, Mark Wahlberg has officially withdrawn from a highly anticipated $165 million project co-starring alongside Tom Hanks. The abrupt departure, underscored by Wahlberg’s […]
Elon Musk Triggers Global Backlash After Reports Claim He Floated a Petition Urging Health Authorities to Revisit Transgender Classifications, Igniting an Intense International Debate .giang
BREAKING: Elon Musk Starts a Petition To Classify LGBTQ+ People as “Mentally ill” In The US December 12, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a dramatic and polarizing move that has shaken the political and cultural landscape of this fictional universe, tech magnate Elon Musk has reportedly launched a global petition calling for transgender individuals to be […]
Kevin Costner Stuns Hollywood by Announcing an Independent Studio Aimed at Reviving “Unfiltered, Story-First” Filmmaking Outside the System .giang
Kevin Costner Is Launching His Own Non-Woke Hollywood Movie Studio, “End Of The Woke Era” December 7, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire Kevin Costner has set Hollywood buzzing with his unexpected announcement that he will launch an independent movie studio built around what he describes as a return to “unfiltered, story-first filmmaking.” The project, which he has […]
ABC Signals a Radical Programming Reset as Reports Claim Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The View Will Be Replaced by a Single Charlie Kirk–Focused Show, Kirk O’Clock America .giang
ABC to Cancel The View TV Show And Replace It With Charlie Kirk Tribute Show, “We’ve Had Enough Of These Toxic Hens” September 19, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire In a dramatic shake-up of its programming strategy, ABC has announced the cancellation of not just one, but two of its most recognizable shows: Jimmy Kimmel Live! and […]
ABC Faces Internal Turmoil After Whoopi Goldberg’s Exit From The View Follows Controversial Charlie Kirk Remarks .giang
Whoopi Goldberg Thrown Out of The View After Comments About Charlie Kirk: “You’re Fired Indefinitely” September 20, 2025 by Alex Bruno Categories: Satire After nearly two decades of sighing, side-eyes, and exasperated “can-I-finish?” moments, Whoopi Goldberg’s reign as moderator of The View has come to a dramatic end. The reason? Her offhand comments about the late conservative activist […]