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A CALM THAT HIT LIKE A THUNDERCLAP The Senate chamber was humming with low chatter as lawmakers shuffled papers, whispered in clusters, and scrolled through their phones. It was supposed to be another uneventful budget discussion — the kind of dry, procedural session that rarely escapes the Beltway bubble. But then Senator John Neely Kennedy […]

At precisely 2:00 p.m., the woman who once ruled Washington like a monarch made her fatal mistake.For decades, Chancellor Verena Locke—a satirical stand-in for the old political guard—had humiliated rivals, crushed careers, and bent the Capitol to her will. But on this bright winter afternoon, she chose the wrong man to underestimate. Across the hearing […]

Political Satire – Not a Real Event The U.S. Senate was supposed to be easing into a routine Tuesday morning when Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez strode onto the floor like a general entering a victory parade. In her hand: a freshly printed copy of Green New Deal 2.0, held high like a banner of triumph. “Senator […]

Breaking News: Ilhan Omar’s Ethics Showdown with John Kennedy Ends in a Historic Reckoning What began as a routine hearing on congressional ethics reform quickly transformed into one of the most combustible confrontations Capitol Hill has witnessed in years. The Joint Senate–House Committee on Congressional Ethics and Accountability convened expecting a procedural review. Instead, a […]

Washington, D.C. was thrown into a frenzy yesterday after a fiery, theatrical confrontation between Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) and progressive powerhouses Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY). In this fictional retelling, what began as a routine committee hearing detonated into a moment that social media immediately crowned “one of the wildest clashes […]