Uncategorized

In what historians are already calling the boldest act of public art since FDR approved Mount Rushmore, President Donald J. Trump has issued an executive order mandating that every single state capitol building across America must erect a statue of the late Charlie Kirk. The order, signed with a gold Sharpie during a ceremony in […]

Jimmy Kimmel once boasted about being America’s late-night conscience, the guy who could make you laugh one moment and cry the next. But now? He can’t even make America tune in. After his controversial suspension for remarks about the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk, Kimmel returned to the air with all the fanfare of a […]

In a twist that has the NFL buzzing louder than a malfunctioning sound system at a Taylor Swift concert, country star Jason Aldean and rock-rap provocateur Kid Rock are set to headline a special halftime segment honoring the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk during the next Super Bowl. Yes, you read that right. Forget your […]

In a twist that has left the music industry reeling and Spotify’s servers begging for mercy, Kid Rock has reportedly released a full-length album dedicated to the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk — and it smashed records with over one billion streams in its first 24 hours. Titled *Freedom’s Hairline: The Charlie Kirk Experience*, the […]

In what can only be described as the internet’s latest demonstration of both unfiltered democracy and collective irony, a petition demanding TIME magazine name Charlie Kirk “Person of the Year” has amassed more than 50 million signatures in just under two weeks. That’s right—50 million people (or possibly bots with a taste for culture war […]